An ape sitting atop an autonomous AI robot rover, looking at its phone while the robot drives itself

SUBJECT: APE — CONF 99.9%

DEVICE: PHONE — ACTIVE

PLATFORM: JETBOT-CLASS — AUTONOMOUS

STEERING INPUT: 0% HANDS ON WHEEL: 0 STATUS: FULLY AUTONOMOUS

he is not driving. the robot has never needed him to. he is just checking the chart.

⚡ INSPIRED BY REAL AUTONOMOUS-MACHINE NEWS — SEE MISSION

$APEBOT

An autonomous AI machine that drives itself. An ape that never learned to drive. A perfect match.

Collision avoidance. Dip avoidance. Trend following. Zero input required — ever.

CONTRACT NOT MINTED YET

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// 01 — MISSION BRIEFING

How we got here

01 An embedded-systems lab ships a small robot kit built to teach machines how to see, avoid obstacles, and follow the road — entirely on their own.

02 No steering wheel required. No driver's license required. The whole point is that nobody has to drive it.

03 The community looked at that fact and asked one question: if the machine doesn't need a driver, who's the ideal passenger?

04 Someone with zero interest in steering, zero mechanical sympathy, and a phone that requires 100% of his attention at all times.

05 An ape. Sitting on top. Not driving. Not planning to. The robot has this handled.

06 $APEBOT is what happens when you give a fully autonomous machine to an entity with fully autonomous vibes.

Riffing on real, publicly reported autonomous-robotics news for comedic effect. $APEBOT is an independent meme project — not built, issued, or endorsed by any robotics or AI hardware company. See FAQ.

// 02 — AUTONOMY FEATURES

Real robotics AI. Reprogrammed for degen use.

The kit that inspired this thing ships with four flagship AI demos. We retrained all of them.

🛑

was: collision avoidance

Dip Avoidance™

Trained on thousands of red candles so it can swerve out of the way before your bag does. Braking distance: instant. Regret distance: zero.

🎯

was: object following

Bag Following™

Locks onto the nearest bag holder and follows it forever, through green candles, red candles, and long, quiet, terrifying silence.

🛣️

was: road following

Trend Following™

Stays perfectly centered on the green line. Physically incapable of acknowledging the red one. This is a feature.

🕹️

was: teleoperation

Zero Input Mode™

A remote control exists, technically. Nobody has ever picked it up. The ape has not touched the wheel a single time on record.

// 03 — LIVE TELEMETRY

Onboard sensor readout

Awaiting contract address for live sensor data.

PRICE—

MARKET CAP—

LIQUIDITY—

24H VOLUME—

HOLDERS ONBOARD—

Diamond Hands Battery100%

Attention Paid To Wheel0%

Attention Paid To Phone100%

Signal Strength (Bullish)SCANNING

// 04 — HARDWARE SPEC SHEET

Unit: APEBOT-1

Chassis

Platform: 4-wheel autonomous rover, open-loop steering
Processor: Ape Cortex v1 (single-core, fully vibes-based)
Camera: 2× Diamond Eye, always locked on the chart
Headlights: Always on. Nobody knows why.
Payload: 1× ape, 1× phone, 0× steering input

Tokenomics

Ticker: $APEBOT
Supply: 1,000,000,000
Buy / Sell Tax: 0% / 0%
LP: Locked / Burned
Contract: Renounced
Chain: TBA

// 05 — HOW TO ACQUIRE

No piloting license required

Get a wallet

Phantom, MetaMask, whatever holds your bags. The robot doesn't care which one.

Fund it

Load up on the base asset for the chain we launch on. Details land in socials at TGE.

Swap for $APEBOT

Paste the contract, not a screenshot of the contract. Always verify from official links.

Do not touch the wheel

You're a passenger now. Sit back. Check your phone. The machine has this handled.

// 06 — FAQ

Questions the ape won't answer

Is $APEBOT affiliated with any robotics or AI hardware company?

No. $APEBOT is an independent, fan-made meme project inspired by publicly reported news about autonomous robot kits used in AI education. It is not built, sponsored, endorsed, or in any way associated with NVIDIA Corporation or any other hardware maker. Any resemblance is commentary and parody, not affiliation.

Is this an investment?

No. $APEBOT is a meme token created for entertainment. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and nothing here guarantees any price, return, or outcome. Only ever put in what you can afford to lose.

Does the ape actually drive the robot?

Never has, never will. That's the entire premise.

Is the live sensor data real?

Once a contract is minted and pasted into this site's config, the telemetry section pulls real, live numbers from a public DEX data API. Until then, it honestly tells you it's awaiting signal — no invented numbers.

Where's the contract address?

Not minted yet. The official CA will be posted here and in official socials the moment it exists. Anything posted anywhere else, by anyone else, first — is fake.